so first full day of being at this hell hole. I can't get this elevator to work. I can't find anymore fruit cocktails. I speak german but no one understands what the hell I am saying when I do. I also took a shit and it landed all over the mirror somehow (call it a miracle).

I really miss the days of stalking people and making them think I was incoherent. I begged that I was fine, it was all a joke, but I was sent anyways. nothing like walking in on your grandson's friends pissing and seeing how small their johnsons are.

oh and that christie girl, that was my only bisexual encounter ever and I liked it. hopefully I can find some dolls around here.

in and out sir.

grandma